sex, sex, sex ... and love
There comes a time in every girl’s life when she must ask herself, “Would I rather be sane, or would I rather be sexually satisfied?" No? Not ringing any bells?

Dec 13, 2012 at 1:00pm | 185 comments

Seeing is kind of a necessary part of life.

Nov 19, 2012 at 12:30pm | 46 comments

the future
I decided to major in English because I thoroughly enjoy discussing fine literature with gay men and old people, and because really, what could be better than explaining why "The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock" is about a brothel as a homework assignment? Nothing. Nothing is better.
So obviously, befriending the some of the most intimidatingly beautiful girls I can find is a terrible idea, right?

Oct 11, 2012 at 11:00am | 69 comments

I still can't get over the time I makeshifted a "waffle outfit."

Oct 3, 2012 at 3:42pm | 177 comments