Rachel England

Rachel England’s last staff job saw her dressing up as a bin in the name of recycling awareness. She went freelance shortly after. She’s lived all over the globe, but before moving to London in 2011 she lived in Bristol for 18 months, and is now unable to exit a London bus without shouting ‘Cheers, Drive’.

Age: Old enough to know better

Twitter: @rachel_england

What I Do, Job-wise: Freelance writer and editor.

What I Do, Fun-wise: Bake cakes I can’t eat, conduct headcounts on nights out, talk about my tomato plant like a tosser, do impressions of Cody the Screaming Dog.

My Motto: Do what you say you will.

My Anti-Motto: This depends how hungover I am.

The First Movie Star I Ever Had A Crush On: Leonardo DiCaprio. I know. Unoriginal.

My “celebs to make out with” list: Bradley Cooper. Y’know, when I have the time.

The Most Played Song On My iTunes: 65DaysOfStatic: Retreat! Retreat!

Last Book I Read Without Skimming Any Parts: Haruki Murakami’s 1Q84

My Most Worn Item of Clothing: A cardigan of some shape or form. Name a colour, I’ve a corresponding cardigan. Probably two.

Beauty Products That I Hoard: Travel-sized toiletries. I got drawers of them. SMALL THINGS ARE CUTE.

I Have Faked An Orgasm (Yes/No): Yes. Don’t all awkward 16-year-old girls?