Everyone has woken up at some point in a bed without their usual beauty products on hand. Chances are queer women will have better choices when it comes to finding something to make themselves look presentable.
Barbershop Dudes Won't Clip My Hair, Since Apparently You Need A Penis For That (And Other Beauty/Body Injustices)
My hair is technically a men's haircut. At least, a haircut of men I see pass by me everyday: close clipped around the sides and back, with a burst of curls at the top.