Keep your Hawaiian print away from me, thx.
black
clothes
I just stumbled over the website, and let me tell you -- this place has STOOD THE TEST OF TIME.
apocalypse
Let's get resurrected!
capes
Deks are really hard to write and I'm trying to think of something but I think Emily will probably replace this. HERE'S HOPING.
jewelry
Cross-addiction is my specialty.
therapy
Sorry! Not sorry.
hackers
Hackers wear cargo pants, because they have to carry cords and stuff and zip drives and knives (just in case).
shoes
I am a really good fucking hostess and it is about 50% due to my choice of footwear.
ass
No more of these “slimming” shenanigans. Lets get THICK, bitches.
iceland
If you want to donate to my "I'm Going to Iceland" Kickstarter, please start one and click the PAY OLIVIA link.
fashion
I’m getting really into Christmas this year, but there is one thing that will not be included in my holiday cheerleading.
scarves
Some scarves, some DIY, and some personal information about my sexytime preferences.
clothes
I know nothing about fashion but the end of the world is coming and we need to be prepared.
prints
I have incredible style, so listen to me when I tell you I’m into clothes that are absolutely insane-looking because they are awesome and I am a psychic and they will be all over Midwestern prom in like five years.
debt
Last month, we calculated and admitted to God and xoJane readers how much we owed the government, Sallie Mae, our credit card companies et al., and we asked you to do the same.
avn
Big surprise: I was the only female photographer on the red carpet.
avn
NOW I can die happy.
avn
...for the AVN Awards tonight! Photo updates and Live Tweeting from…
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Good thing it's Saturday because this is totally NSFW.
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I can die happy now.
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Emily is right when she says that the vibe in the convention center is like…
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Why not, right?
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These guys were great. If there is a best male costume award tomorrow night…
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Today I saw Chyna. She started yelling at someone (me?) right after I took…
