Nora McInerny

I'm what some people (a stranger at Target) would call "a tall glass of milk." On my tenth birthday, I met Hulk Hogan and he thought I was a boy. I was voted "Most Humorous" by my 8th grade class, an honor I've never been able to top. I write about love, cancer and life at My Husband's Tumor. I post dumb things at Nora Borealis.

Age: 29

Twitter: @noraborealis

Facebook: facebook.com/noraborealis

Email: nora.mcinerny@gmail.com

What I do, Job-wise: Work in advertising, solving all of the world's problems via social media.

What I do, Fun-wise: All of the things the internet can offer. Also, I like to read books.

My motto: Never trust someone with a motto.

Last Book I Read Without Skimming Any Parts: Wild: From Lost to Found on the Pacific Coast Trail. Maybe I sobbed audibly through the first couple chapters.

My Most Worn Item of Clothing: Faded flannel shirt and leggings.

Beauty Products That I Hoard: Sunscreens of all varieties. This pasty pallor is no accident.

I smell like: BO covered in deodorant and Chloe perfume.

I have faked an orgasm (yes/no): My parents are going to read this, aren't they?