I genuinely have the worst moves ever. Here's how you can, too!
dancing
fun
26 girls, a shit-ton of booze and late nights. HOLD ME.
bucket lists
The list of 50 definitive things you should do to 'live life to the full' kind of made me feel like a failure.
cake
A little slice of this and you'll be in Victoria Sponge rhapsody.
guilty pleasures
I am uncool and disgusting.
Natalie in
Fun,
guilty pleasures,
trash telly,
secrets,
Kardashians,
gross stuff,
blackheads,
pig skin is yummy
May 1, 2013 at 1:00pm | 387 comments
nudists
Bikini shopping is soul destroying. LET'S ALL BECOME NATURISTS INSTEAD!
cute nails
I don't know what I'm more excited about -- ditching my foundation for spring, or cramming more of these cookies into my pie-hole later.
fashion
Apparently, we regularly wear only 20% of the clothes in our wardrobes. I can relate. CLOTHING CODE RED.
money
The idea of having to ask for money, or having an allowance, makes me feel a bit queasy.
xofood
You guys wanted xoFood? Here's an absolutely banging, healthy recipe for starters. And it's MEGA CHEAP too!
cute nails
I don't want to toot my own horn or anything, but BEEP BEEP, baby!
nagging
He's only gone away for a week but WHATEVER!
internet
Somebody I've never met, but spoke to many times a week, died on Monday.
perfume
In which I express my desire for my boyfriend to smell like Austrian smoked cheese.
money
To me, there's nothing greater than that feeling of having a full bank balance on payday and thinking up all the fun and innovative ways to get rid of it all.
food
I don't know about you, but when I want a treat, I don't want to know how many calories are in it. STOP HARSHING MY MELLOW!
british stuff
WARNING: Features swears.
nails
Way too distracted by the funky fly print on my nails today. Yes, I said funky fly.
colonoscopy
And I can't eat for two days prior! TWO DAYS!!!
co-workers
I make lists, and then lose the note pads. I write REALLY IMPORTANT things on my hand, and then wash them off by accident. I rip off post-its full of bullet points from meetings and then chuck them away with my lunch rubbish.
vacation
Featuring a 4am cheese pie action shot.
mac
OMACTUALG.
superstition
Do you have any superstitions you simply HAVE to abide by or terrible, awful, deathly things will happen to you and your family?
relationships
She is absent in my waking life, and only appears at night while I sleep. She appears while I am sitting in my old family home, everything as it was when we were children apart from we are adults now.
