Sometimes I am sure of who you would be if you had lived. Sometimes I am not.
brain tumor
advice
I swear, it's for my friend Janice.
21st century backlash
As a parent, I try to equip my kid with nutrients and basic human decency. I want him to have the educational opportunities he desires and comfortable but durable shoes. And I have to teach him not to be a douchebag.
MC Housework in
Family Drama,
21st century backlash,
bitch,
douchebags,
Epic Rap Battles of History,
parenting,
sexismn Hawking,
sons,
Stephen Hawking
Sep 30, 2011 at 11:00am | 0 comments
b-movies
Watching “Showgirls” is instant people-glue, like jury duty or being trapped in an elevator. When you come out the other side of that experience, you've really shared something.
angelina eberly
The haters hate me. I pass them by.
butterfly kiss
Because it doesn't make any damn sense at all.
do this don't
Yeah, I said it.
bad mothers
I guess it's only 2011 at the top of MSN.com.
bling
Actually, this is my first time at the rodeo.*
beavis and butthead
I'm trying to make "muffin-fluffer" happen.
MC Housework in
Family Drama,
Beavis and Butthead,
cotton-picking,
cussing,
fartknocker,
Johnny Cash,
profanity,
swear words
Aug 12, 2011 at 5:02pm | 0 comments
breakups
There needs to be more going on than hawt sexxors and true luv. BORING.
advertising
The worst possible outcome was a yeast infection. The best possible outcome was ruling an empire!
family drama
Seen at the McDonald's PlayPlace
breakups
Sorry There's Not a Nicer Way to Say That
healthy
I was that person tootling around unaware of her crotch smell
sex, sex, sex ... and love
I was on fire, but not in a good way.
kal penn
But he doesn't want Kal Penn involved.
crying
Apparently there are only certain places where crying is socially appropriate. Yeah, screw that.
rape
We need to teach our sons about rape. I use the BDSM Consent Model.
open relationships
I'd been wanting to read Tristan Taormino's "Opening Up." But when I found it downloaded on my boyfriend's Kindle, I wasn't happy.
erectile dyfunction
Any situation that requires creativity, adaptability and empathy can be good for you sexually.
motherhood
Celebrity baby bumps, designer strollers, fake playground trends and other things that are supposedly of interest to 38-year-old mothers like me.
