Maura Johnston has written for Rolling Stone and Spin, taught at NYU, lived in Philadelphia and New York, and existed online since 1989.
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What I Do, Job-wise: Writer, editor, adjunct, crank.
What I Do, Fun-wise: Really into writing sestinas lately.
My Motto: "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger." - K. Clarkson
My Anti-Motto: "You should read one of those For Dummies books."
The First Movie Star I Ever Had A Crush On: R2-D2.
My “celebs to make out with” list: If I tell you, it'll destroy my secret plan!
The Most Played Song On My iTunes: "That's Alright," Kindness.
Last Book I Read Without Skimming Any Parts: Every Love Story Is A Ghost Story, D.T. Max.
My Most Worn Item of Clothing: A Clandestine Ladybug hoodie.
Beauty Products That I Hoard: Anything vaguely resembling this hair paste that I was given by a very friendly stylist in 2001 and never saw again. Come back, sweet tub of plasticity!
I smell like: Baby powder and Beyoncé's Pulse.
I Have Faked An Orgasm (Yes/No): Saving myself until I record my first dancepop single.
I Spent Thanksgiving Watching the "Boyfriend Maker" App on My iPhone Turn Into A Creepy Dude 33
UNPOPULAR OPINION: I Don’t Want To Smell Your Pot Smoke And I Don’t Think It Should Be Legalized
30 Is the New 50: "Old Age" is Killing My Dating Life
IT HAPPENED TO ME: I Was Too Poor For An Abortion
I Dumped A Friend Because She Spanked Her Kids
IT HAPPENED TO ME: I Wrote An Article About Marriage, And All Anyone Noticed Is That I'm Fat
I’m A Conservative GOP Mom Who Buys Weed For My 12-Year-Old Son
A Plea From An Oversharing Facebook Parent -- Instead of Telling Us To STFU, Why Not Cut Us a Break?
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