Age: 28 (aka the "Hold up, what am I doing with myself" year)
My Motto: http://www.bobdylan.com/songs/last-thoughts-woody-guthrie. The whole thing.
My Anti-Motto: Do or do not. There is no try.
The First Movie Star I Ever Had A Crush On: Christian Bale, Newsies, singing "Santa Fe" in that god-awful New York accent.
My “celebs to make out with” list: Joey Potter, Pacey Witter, Jen Lindley. Not necessarily in that order. And Conor Oberst.
The Most Played Song On My iTunes: Vincent O'Brien, M. Ward
Last Book I Read Without Skimming Any Parts: Nine Stories (you don't skim Salinger). This can't be read enough.
My Most Worn Item of Clothing: PJs, whenever possible, wherever possible.
Beauty Products That I Hoard: Aveda Lip Saver, the perfumes below. I'm not much of a hoarder.
I smell like: Lollia Cabbage Rose & Citrus, Bond No. 9 High Line or Harrods Rose, Fracas/Edie Sedgwick (thanks, Cat!).
I Have Faked An Orgasm (Yes/No): Yes! Yes! Ohhh Yes!
What Really Happens After a Miscarriage 66
Be Careful What You Ask For (Miscarriage Edition) 82
It Happened to Me: I Might Have Been Molested (& I’ll Probably Never Know) 173
Where Does One Hang a Framed Not-Nipple? 79
White Women, I Am Not Your "Girl" And No, You Can't Say The N-Word
UNPOPULAR OPINION: I Don’t Think People Should Be Buying Dogs Anymore
I Can’t Believe I Now Have To Convince White People That I Like White People
I Am the Mother of 16 Children, and I May Have Even More
Please Stop Calling People You Don't Know “Ladies”
I’m An Unrepentant Hard Drug User With An Otherwise Normal Life
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