If you don't want to play with a dinosaur, I don't know what we're going to do if we ever hang out.

Apr 15, 2014 at 6:00pm | 34 comments

jem and the holograms
long hair
I don't understand why so many women seem to regard my hair as community property, about which they are entitled to make decisions.
Ed and I are not entirely compatible shoppers.

Mar 31, 2014 at 12:30pm | 131 comments

doing too much
I stopped keeping a calendar when I ran out of room to write down commitments.
getting pregnant
It's not that I actually think fetuses are the same as parasites. But I kind of do.
There are some days when I really only want to hang out with fat people. This is why.
self doubt
Doubting your own abilities to the point where you don't (or can't) try anymore is a hell of a bad place to live in.
nail polish
For the first time in my life, I've got long natural nails. And it's making life so hard.
This year, I will be 37. I am SO EXCITED.

Feb 27, 2014 at 10:00am | 242 comments