Mari Santos

This will probably end up just as cringeworthy as those old "getting to know you" email surveys I wrote when I was 15.

Age: 27

Twitter: @sarimantos

What I Do, Job-wise: freelance fashion and web designer, owner of Little Fille hair accessories

What I Do, Fun-wise: GBK, Nando's, Brixton market eateries

My Motto: "There is no aspect, no facet, no moment of life that can't be improved with pizza" - my fictional teen role model, Daria Morgendorffer

My Anti-Motto: I'll sleep when I'm dead

The First Movie Star I Ever Had A Crush On: Ralph Macchio in the Karate Kid

My “celebs to make out with” list: Andrew Garfield, Michael Cera, Julian Casablancas, Tyrone Power as "Zorro"

The Most Played Song On My iTunes: Otis Redding's "Try a Little Tenderness"

Last Book I Read Without Skimming Any Parts: What Falls Away, Mia Farrow's memoir

My Most Worn Item of Clothing: Grey t-shirt

Beauty Products That I Hoard: Concealers, concealers, concealers and Lush skincare

I smell like: vanilla

I Have Faked An Orgasm (Yes/No): I am a devout Catholic virgin, dad.