we were paid for this
Someone needs to invent a car wash for apartments.

Mar 31, 2014 at 3:30pm | 0 comments

we were paid for this
Going to beauty events all week is fun, but it makes going out again on Friday pretty much the last thing I want to do.

Jan 7, 2014 at 3:30pm | 138 comments

When I was raped by a member of a popular fraternity 14 years ago, the sorority sisters I told were upset with me for reporting it because they were concerned about the potential backlash. Imagine if he'd been on the football team.
christmas music
I've been known to shout "Nooooooooooo!" after starting a car and having the radio greet me with a late-'90s boy-band rendition of an age-old Christmas carol I didn't like in the first place.
social media
The goofy, dorky awkwardness I have in person transforms into sharply delivered one-liners on Twitter and Facebook.
I've been wanting more than ever to take a real, not-visiting-people-I've-known-all-my life, totally superfluous trip.

Nov 4, 2013 at 11:00am | 77 comments

If you Google hard enough, you'll probably find at least one song "about" you.
missed connections
At least one weekend each month, I'm woken up from a kinky midday-nap dream in the best possible way.
Few people are more inconsiderate than those who force a captive audience of fellow passengers to listen to them.