"I'm your penis. I'm your fire. Jorgenzire."
music
insecurities
She may condition little girls to question their measurements, but I was more concerned with not having nipple-less breasts like hers.
music
Hearing it barely even qualifies as bittersweet for me. It just feels like any other favorite song.
therapy
I gave up on therapy over a decade ago because I apparently bore psychologists to sleep with my problems.
nail polish
A new app from China Glaze will tell you which of their nail polishes matches ANYTHING you can take a picture of. This could go so horribly wrong.
hpv
His cancer had been caused not by smoking, but by HPV that had been lying dormant for decades.
dating
I’m trying to figure out why I’ve been alone this long, because I’m kind of sick of it. (And everyone at xoJane is sick of hearing about it.)
Marci in
Relationships,
dating,
single ladies,
okcupid,
men,
divorce,
weight,
depression,
rape,
clubbed thumbs,
age,
sexuality,
health
Mar 7, 2013 at 2:00pm | 586 comments
