lip colors
I love all of six shades, but I'm not sure which one really says "I'm the cool aunt."
There are no dirty pearl-necklace jokes in this article. Sorry, Mom.
Basically, I wrote about whatever was on my mind that week, not unlike my articles here on xoJane. Except I did it with the half-baked insight and not-fully-honed writing skills of a 20-year-old.
Stop being the curmudgeon who just claps along begrudgingly! Go forth and confidently claim your tone-deaf spotlight!

Sep 17, 2014 at 3:00pm | 140 comments

Boobie Trap has reminded me that objectification can be fun when you're in control of it (and when you're surrounded by literal objects).

Sep 12, 2014 at 9:00am | 94 comments

What is it about a small change in a parent's appearance that makes a big, scary impression on a child?
nail polish
The neon and accent-nail trends are not over if J-Depp has anything to say about it. (Does anyone call him J-Depp?)
I want the bottom half of my body to look like a question mark from the side, as if it's asking if wearing butt-lifting jeans makes me a bad feminist.
aging parents
A new study says sons can barely be bothered to give their elderly parents time and attention when they need it most.
nail wraps
I have Jane Pratt wrapped around my little finger...nail.