This book "Sextrology" will freak you out. Or at least it did me. Here's what it says about YOUR sign.
astrology
graduation
A letter to a now 18-year-old I used to babysit when I was in my 20s who gave me permission to write this so it would help other freaking-out college graduates.
jose canseco
Holy crap.
penis
Like, where is this penis? Wearing a little Hawaiian shirt and laying out on the beach? Wtf does "penis vacation" even mean?
being single
God bless you, beautiful.
david foster wallace
It's not about "life after death." It's about "life before death."
snl
Stefon = the best. Ever. Kanye = the best. Ever. SNL killed it.
netflix
What's that? You want my reviews of movies and TV shows I've discovered on Netflix and found out I'm glad I watched? And you want to give me YOUR recs? Yay!
jesus christ
I read the emails you send me. Oh boy, do I.
jobs
I keep giving a ton of advice lately to kids about to leave college. Can you help me?
orgasms
I <3 orgasms.
gratitude
I know all about the first three. Not so much the fourth.
alison freer
Remember that time Alison visited the xoJane office and her boyfriend told Jane he met her once before at a party with Jimmy Fallon? You will.
misogyny
All you have to do is type "karma" and "Angelina" in Twitter search engine to find the sad.
angelina jolie
The New York Times editorial popped up on my Twitter feed, and I had to read the headline a few times before I believed it.
hangover 3
"The Hangover" made me so happy to be alive and is one of the funniest movies ever made. "The Hangover 2" made me wish I would have watched 90 minutes of the stars just sitting around counting their money instead.
orgasmic meditation
This dude's email did make me laugh out loud. And looking up his profile online, he seems smart and funny (and is very cute). But so young. What do you think?
Should I Meet A Guy Who's 11 Years Younger Than Me And A Self-Proclaimed Orgasmic Meditation Expert?
dreams
Is there something in the air? My dreams have been nuts lately. You?
mother's day
I called my mom to read this before we published it, and she said, "Are you sure the story isn't called 'How Not To Be a Dick to Your Mom?'" God, I love her.
charles ramsey
Watching a lot of the neighbors in the Cleveland kidnapping case tell reporters about how they called police made me love Charles Ramsey all the more.
48 laws of power
Have you ever read "The 48 Laws of Power?" I was recommending it to a friend the other day who was incredibly stressed out because she received a review at work and said she felt "set up."
nicki minaj
I'm deeply enjoying Nicki Minaj throwing down with Billy Bush and Mariah Carey. I love what a fearless boss this woman is.
photo shoots
Do you have any recommendations for looking a bit slimmer three days from now?
reese witherspoon
Okay, so she said "Do you know who I am?" But her husband really threw her under the bus.
