careerI started to write "fake" networking emails, and then I realized: What better than the real thing?
careerThis could be a total disaster! Are you as excited as Madeline and I are?
total frat move
tig notaroHer legendary set talking about her cancer and her mother's death inspired Louis C.K. to call it one of the "greatest standup performances" he's ever seen. She says nothing matters -- and that's the point.
cone of shame
graduationA letter to a now 18-year-old I used to babysit when I was in my 20s who gave me permission to write this so it would help other freaking-out college graduates.
penisLike, where is this penis? Wearing a little Hawaiian shirt and laying out on the beach? Wtf does "penis vacation" even mean?
david foster wallaceIt's not about "life after death." It's about "life before death."