Madeleine Alpert

Age: 20
 
 
What I Do, Job-wise: I’m still in undergrad so there’s that. And various work-study things.
 
What I Do, Fun-wise: movie watching and fast food eating and Internet roaming
 
My Motto: “I am the Earth Mother, and you are all flops.”
 
My Anti-Motto: “Happy girls are the prettiest girls.”
 
The First Movie Star I Ever Had A Crush On: Does Brock from Pokémon count?
 
My “celebs to make out with” list: Various old white men including but not limited to Steve Buscemi, Christoph Waltz, Gary Oldman, and Kyle Maclachlan but also Björk, Ezra Miller, Pharrell, Sasha Grey, and RIHANNA.
 
The Most Played Song On My iTunes: Iris - The Breeders
 
Last Book I Read Without Skimming Any Parts: Notable American Women
 
My Most Worn Item of Clothing: this little red floral Courtney Lovesque dress
 
Beauty Products That I Hoard: every natural hair product imaginable, CoverGirl LashBlast mascara in “very black” (I buy this in bulk), liquid eyeliner, and lots and lots of red lipsticks
 
I smell like: a combination of Marc Jacobs Daisy and Marlboro Lights
 
I Have Faked An Orgasm (Yes/No): Yes.