"So here I find myself in the psych ward, on the fifth floor, which I’m continuously assured is for the 'least crazy' or 'most stable' of us."
Not since the devastating day we lost Céline have I received such a frantic series of calls. What could have happened now, I think to myself. She’s already gone.
I purchased prenatal vitamins, took a picture of the jar and Texted it to my boyfriend with the following caption: “My vitamin-enriched womb will be the best nest ever!"
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I run through the list of possible alternatives: I can feel your moods? foods? cubes? nudes? glutes?
As someone who’s been dating a divorcé for some time now, I can assure you that there benefits to landing a man who’s signed a few more legal documents than the next guy.

Dec 14, 2012 at 11:00am | 78 comments

Who’s to say what I should or should not do about an appendage? Does my boyfriend think he has power of attorney over my body?

Nov 16, 2012 at 11:00am | 51 comments

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“We both have pasts,” he said. “The difference is that you broadcast yours."
A good Work Flirt is agreeable and energetic and does whatever it takes to project ease and to foster comfort. I was in control, right?