Lydia

Name: Lydia
 
Twitter: @lydiasquidia
 
Email: lydia.mary.harris@gmail.com
 
What I Do, Job-wise:  I sell fancy-pants furniture and lighting. 
 
What I Do, Fun-wise: I watch depressing movies, listen to depressing music and read depressing novels. I’m not very good at ‘fun’.
 
My Motto: “My irritability keeps me alive and kicking.”
 
My Anti-Motto: “Live and let live.”
 
The First Movie Star I Ever Had A Crush On: I’m 25, Leonardo Di Caprio of course.
 
My “Celebs to Make out with” List: Benedict Cumberbatch, Michael Fassbender, Josh Homme.
 
The Most Played Song On My iTunes: “Random Rules” Silver Jews
 
Last Book I Read Without Skimming Any Parts: Parade’s End by Ford Maddox Ford
 
My Most Worn Item of Clothing: Doc Marten shoes. Guaranteed to make any outfit look frumpy and ugly. WIN.
 
Beauty Products That I Hoard: What are these ‘beauty products’ you speak of?
 
I smell like:  Panic.
 
I Have Faked An Orgasm (Yes/No):  Is that possible?