Name: Lydia
Twitter: @lydiasquidia
What I Do, Job-wise:  I sell fancy-pants furniture and lighting. 
What I Do, Fun-wise: I watch depressing movies, listen to depressing music and read depressing novels. I’m not very good at ‘fun’.
My Motto: “My irritability keeps me alive and kicking.”
My Anti-Motto: “Live and let live.”
The First Movie Star I Ever Had A Crush On: I’m 25, Leonardo Di Caprio of course.
My “Celebs to Make out with” List: Benedict Cumberbatch, Michael Fassbender, Josh Homme.
The Most Played Song On My iTunes: “Random Rules” Silver Jews
Last Book I Read Without Skimming Any Parts: Parade’s End by Ford Maddox Ford
My Most Worn Item of Clothing: Doc Marten shoes. Guaranteed to make any outfit look frumpy and ugly. WIN.
Beauty Products That I Hoard: What are these ‘beauty products’ you speak of?
I smell like:  Panic.
I Have Faked An Orgasm (Yes/No):  Is that possible?