travel
I'm sure the UK still rings with my cry of, "WAIT! I need a picture for Creepy Corner!"
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Aug 26, 2014 at 9:00am | 38 comments

food
"You're such a pretty girl, you don't need to be doing that to yourself!" And I imagined the server's head popping like a tick.
kids
I want my friends to have all the babies. ALL THE BABIES. Plus I can't wait to imprint on my friends' children and mold them in my image.
in

Jul 18, 2014 at 4:00pm | 78 comments

eyes
ulcers
The magical mixture of depression, obsession, not eating, acid reflux, and copious amounts of coffee festering in my empty stomach was the perfect recipe for an ulcer.
in

Jul 14, 2014 at 4:00pm | 85 comments

creepy corner
Those strong of mind and bladder and can buy tickets for a "12-hour, overnight, interactive horror camping adventure."
in

Jul 11, 2014 at 10:00am | 68 comments

pelvic exam
The room was now crowded with THREE medical students, my doctor talking them through what he was doing, and a nurse guarding the door. I felt like they were watching MTV's "True Life: I'm Louise's Vagina".
fun
"My mother is still near that dress. Even now she's screwing with me!" - Stuff Haunted Asian Moms Say.
in
Fun

Jun 26, 2014 at 1:00pm | 90 comments

work
Nothing like being up to your elbows in Bully Sticks to give you some perspective on life.
in

Jun 24, 2014 at 1:00pm | 166 comments

books
Help me find The Orange-Covered Ghost Book! And Muppets + Crystal Gayle = fear tears.
in

Jun 20, 2014 at 3:00pm | 284 comments