I'm kind of a medical mystery.
healthy
body
As long as I can remember, "leg stuff" as been a topic of conversation and controversy with my mom and me.
race
Even with all these gross things that have been done and said to me regarding my race, I thought, perhaps naively, we were moving past this.
fun
Some of my nearest and dearest friends don't even know I still do some of this shit, so consider yourself being allowed access to The Vault.
clothing
When you have some advice, you can find me at Target, buying my 100th $7.99 "Favorite Tee." Heeeeeeeeeeeelp.
spooky stuff
Some people use the Internet for porn, I use it to fall down the rabbit hole of creepy stuff.
youth
I fear a lot of things, but aging has never been one of them, until now.
cats
You have your baby, and I have mine.
home
I've finally figured out how to clean my house mostly using stuff you could eat in a zombie apocalypse.
movies
Here are my top "feel good" moments from "Jurassic Park."
mantras
Am I giving myself permission to be terrible, just by virtue of the fact that I'm admitting it?
religion
Should I have asked her, politely, to stop with all the religious talk? Am I overreacting?
legs
"You know, once you start, you can't stop."
fun
Some people have self-help books, I have As Seen on TV.
moral dilemmas
Was I just being a crazy bird lady? Was I shoving my own beliefs down this family's throat? Should I just have minded my own business?
Louise Hung in
Issues,
moral dilemmas,
kids,
ignoring your kids,
intervening,
animals,
birds,
respect,
other peoples kids,
annoying hippies,
hippies
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pets
I don't live beyond my means, but my cats do.
directors
You could point to the male dominated industry, glass ceiling, misogyny, etc., but really, I wonder if some of us are prematurely discounting ourselves?
superstition
Do I realize that all this sounds a little cray cray? Sure, but it's my family's cray cray and I'll defend it with every ounce of good chi I have in me.
detox
I've been soaking for the last 20 minutes in what is described as a Detox Bath, but is kind of more like Detox Soup with Human.
dermatillomania
I have a love-hate relationship with my hands.
chub rub
CHUB RUB: When the inner thighs of a human touch, and upon locomotion, rub together, thus causing friction resulting in a number of maladies including, but not limited to chafing, blisters, rashes, bleeding, bumps and discoloration.
hair
Shampoo + Sea Salt = Miss California Hair?
intelligence
Do you "look smart"? Do you think I do?
dandruff
I'll scratch your head if you scratch mine.
