Louis

Age: 25

Twitter: @LouisPeitzman

What I Do, Job-wise: Write, watch TV.

What I Do, Fun-wise: Same as above, but with nap breaks.

My Motto: "Who's stoned? I am merely traveling incognito." - Neely O'Hara

My Anti-Motto: "Boobies, boobies, boobies. Nothing but boobies." - Neely O'Hara

The First Movie Star I Ever Had A Crush On: I don't feel comfortable calling Charles Grodin a movie star.

My “Celebs to Make out with” List: Bryan Greenberg, Max Greenfield, anyone with "Green" in his last name (Jews).

The Most Played Song On My iTunes: "Joyful, Joyful" from the Sister Act 2 soundtrack.

Last Book I Read Without Skimming Any Parts: Twitter.

My Most Worn Item of Clothing: Leopard-print Snuggie.

Beauty Products That I Hoard: Snuggies are beauty products, right?

I smell like: Blogger.

I Have Faked An Orgasm (Yes/No): Yes, but only on the phone.