“This is for couples only,” he the beige suit manager barked, clearly angry. “A couple is a man and a woman.”
hookers
i'll try anything once
It's every mom's dream, no?
actresses
Et tu, Southwest Airlines?
being single
Five steps to feeling absolutely fantastic about it being "just you."
autumn
That's my dramatic way of announcing the Autumnal Equinox!
baby
Turned out I didn't need the three decks of Tarot cards I packed for the birth of my new nephew.
advice
Respect your elders ... and their advice.
astrology
This perfume is my Justin Bieber.
beauty
How I made a wish list and ended up in some kind of S&M cosmetic procedure fantasy.
books
This baby is a rainbow.
entertainment
We all know you didn't save the number. Quit lying, or I'm going to mess with you.
goodbye
You mean I'm not allowed to just disappear?
advice
It’s the lighter, funner version of “You have 24 hours left to live -- what do you do?”
god
Or one size fits all?
apps
Which kind is for you? How do you know it's working? What if you hate it? What if your leg itches in the middle of it?
domes
Complete with dolphin fountain!
baltimore
Here, you’re not gonna get just any ol’ book on between-life regression or dolphin-human communication.
ask liz
Morgan's closing on her home while Mercury's in retrograde. Good or bad idea?
clairvoyant
ESP is a fun party trick—how can it actually help you?
eyewear
I'm going to buy some new glasses and your vote will decide!
body image
I was kicked out of a casino for looking underage.
assholes
"Have you found something out there worth learning from that isn't saturated with insufferable freaks?"
arizona
Employees enter the building via the sacred garden space in back, and meditate and clear out any emotional garbage before they begin their daily duties to ensure infusion of the greatest possible amount of pure love.
Liz in
New Agey,
Arizona,
California,
chocolate,
food,
magic garden,
nutrition,
restaurant,
vibrational eating
Jul 22, 2011 at 12:59pm | 0 comments
breasts
Some friends and I discovered we probably are not.
