What I Do, Job-wise: Art model, writer/reporter for my local paper
What I Do, Fun-wise: Write fiction (I’ve been published in Pank, Big Lucks, The Big Click, Chamber Four and American Fiction vol. 13), write poetry about television/ex-boyfriends, knit in front of Netflix, listen to records, sing to my cat.
My Motto: “Oh yes, pun’kin, I am exactly as smart as I think I am,” Tyler Brennen, Burn Notice.
The First Movie Star I Ever Had A Crush On: Harrison Ford in Star Wars, because duh.
My “Celebs to Make out with” List: Ewan McGregor, Walton Goggins, Clive Owen, Jeff Goldblum, Greg Sestero
The Most Played Song On My iTunes: “All My Little Words” the Magnetic Fields
Last Book I Read Without Skimming Any Parts: Eminent Hipsters by Donald Fagen.
My Most Worn Item of Clothing: Rose-embroidered 14-eyelet Doc Martens my fiance bought me a few Christmases ago.
I smell like: Ambush by Dana perfume, rose salve from Sephora.
I Have Faked An Orgasm (Yes/No): Yes, but not in a long, long time.