politicsWhile I'm sure your political commentary is indeed incisive and cutting and generally luminous, maybe hold that brilliant analysis back for a day or two. One thing at a time.
fatshionI literally spent ALL DAY assembling this list for you so YOU HAD BETTER APPRECIATE IT.
fatWhy do we allow a number to hold so much power over our self-perception?
disney worldHAVE YOU BEEN OUTRAGED BY THIS YET? Unfortunately, you're probably angry for all the wrong reasons.
issuesPretty much anytime someone I know lands a new book deal, after my initial feelings of being incredibly happy for them have abated, I think, “LESLEY WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU LESLEY WHY HAVEN’T YOU SOLD A SECOND BOOK YET LESLEY.” This is Erfolgtraurigkeit.
issuesYeah, so I spent a lot of money to eat by myself in an unfamiliar restaurant in a city where I don't live. And it was great.
gunsYou ever read about something that makes you despair for the human race? That's going to happen right now.
fatA Canadian psychologist says that sharing photos of your food on social media may signal a "deeper medical issue." I can't make this stuff up.
fatkinisThere's a high-waisted galaxy-print bikini, for one. Also Gabi is very pretty, but that is nothing new.
stemI don't know that I want to live in a world where kids can't occasionally blow stuff up by accident in chemistry experiments. And not get charged with a felony for doing it.
collegeHey, nothing like trying to make your college campus a better place and getting rape threats for your trouble.