video gamesNo, I'm not just going to let it go, because I AM SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CRAP POLLUTING MY VIDEO GAMES.
lipstickIncluding a cold-brew how-to, better hipster ketchup, documentary madness, drugstore lipstick I love and nerdy art-making. AND SO MUCH MORE.
game of thrones
do this don't
politicsWhile I'm sure your political commentary is indeed incisive and cutting and generally luminous, maybe hold that brilliant analysis back for a day or two. One thing at a time.
fatshionI literally spent ALL DAY assembling this list for you so YOU HAD BETTER APPRECIATE IT.
fatWhy do we allow a number to hold so much power over our self-perception?
disney worldHAVE YOU BEEN OUTRAGED BY THIS YET? Unfortunately, you're probably angry for all the wrong reasons.
issuesPretty much anytime someone I know lands a new book deal, after my initial feelings of being incredibly happy for them have abated, I think, “LESLEY WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU LESLEY WHY HAVEN’T YOU SOLD A SECOND BOOK YET LESLEY.” This is Erfolgtraurigkeit.
issuesYeah, so I spent a lot of money to eat by myself in an unfamiliar restaurant in a city where I don't live. And it was great.