Lauren Walker

Age:  24

Twitter: @xodrventure

What I Do, Job-wise: Marketing and Graphic Design for The Man Corp.

What I Do, Fun-wise: Writing, reading, drawing, cursing at whatever I'm having problems making on my sewing machine at the moment, and burning myself with hot glue in the wee hours of the morning.

My Motto: A closed mouth doesn't get fed.

My Anti-Motto: "Be nice."

The First Movie Star I Ever Had A Crush On: Rufio. Not Dante Basco; Rufio.

My “celebs to make out with” list: Tom Hiddleston as Loki, but not Tom Hiddleston as Tom Hiddleston. It's a very short list.

The Most Played Song On My iTunes: All the Things She Said by T.A.T.u. Don't judge.

Last Book I Read Without Skimming Any Parts: Oryx & Crake By Margaret Atwood

My Most Worn Item of Clothing: A long black scarf. It goes with everything, and can be worn at least eighty bazillion different ways.

Beauty Products That I Hoard: Shea butter and nail polish. So, so much nail polish.

I smell like: Ferocity and various African body oils.

I Have Faked An Orgasm (Yes/No): PLEAD THE FIFTH.