I know most people have an attachment to their hair, but I’ve never felt that way myself. When I mentioned it to my hair stylist, she happily whipped out the hair buzzer.
I can deal with being alone, lonely even. But single? Ugh, that sounds like work.
living alone
I remember a period of my life, around age 10 or so, that I had to pull back the shower curtain in every bathroom I entered to ensure there was no dead body hiding in there.
do this don't
If you’re not familiar with Panama City Beach, it’s like a mixture of the Deep South and a Caribbean paradise.
do this don't
I think it's funny that I'll take my top hat wearing, parasol holding, gold tooth having narwhal tattoo to my grave.
My self-esteem is fully reliant on positive affirmation via the interwebz.

Apr 23, 2013 at 3:00pm | 51 comments

I really just can’t be bothered to give one single shit about what I look like when I’m eating.

Mar 29, 2013 at 3:30pm | 142 comments

Just so you know, this entire article is just an excuse to post gratuitous pictures of my cat wearing clothes.

Mar 5, 2013 at 10:30am | 127 comments

I’ve always had a passion for sandwiches.

Mar 4, 2013 at 4:00pm | 177 comments