What I do jobwise: I am social media associate, who soon to be isn’t one (who wants to hire me!)
What I do funwise: Read trashy internet blogs, read lovely internet blogs, annoy the crap out of my boyfriend, get dirty looks from my dog and spin this web of a dream that I call my life
My Motto: I don’t trust people who don’t like dogs or chocolate.
My Anti-Motto: Those who can’t do, teach.
The First Movie Star I Ever Had A Crush On: Casper, from the movie ‘Casper’ in both ghost and human form
My ‘celebs to make out with’ List: JGL, Ryan Gosling, Adriana Lima
The Most Played Song on My iTunes: I haven’t updated my iPod since about ’08 so I’d say its ‘Dice’ by Finley Quaye.
Last Book I Read Without Skimming Any Parts: ‘Looking for Alaska’ by John Green
My Most Worn Item of Clothing: Jeans with holes in both sides of the crotch, ugly yellow sweatpants
Beauty Products that I Hoard: St. Ives facial scrub, Carmex chapstick, empty Escada perfume bottles
I Smell Like: peach, Aveeno daily moisturizer, various fruit gum
It Happened To Me: My Personal Trainer Boyfriend Is Causing Me To Hate My Body 199
UNPOPULAR OPINION: I'm Wracked With Guilt Over Everything I've Ever Done To My Pets, Including Getting Them Spayed
I Hate Tampons (Even Though I Keep Begrudgingly Using Them)
UNPOPULAR OPINION: All This Sneering At Flavored Vodkas Is Just Thinly Veiled Misogyny
How Not To Be A Dick At The Food Bank
Nope! I'm Not The Nanny, Just A Black Mom, Thanks
IT HAPPENED TO ME: I Was A Fruitarian Who Almost Turned Breatharian
It's That Time Of Year Again! (Time to Feel Terrible About Flying While Fat)
xoJane.com is where women go when they are being selfish, and where their selfishness is applauded.
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