What I do jobwise: I am social media associate, who soon to be isn’t one (who wants to hire me!)
What I do funwise: Read trashy internet blogs, read lovely internet blogs, annoy the crap out of my boyfriend, get dirty looks from my dog and spin this web of a dream that I call my life
My Motto: I don’t trust people who don’t like dogs or chocolate.
My Anti-Motto: Those who can’t do, teach.
The First Movie Star I Ever Had A Crush On: Casper, from the movie ‘Casper’ in both ghost and human form
My ‘celebs to make out with’ List: JGL, Ryan Gosling, Adriana Lima
The Most Played Song on My iTunes: I haven’t updated my iPod since about ’08 so I’d say its ‘Dice’ by Finley Quaye.
Last Book I Read Without Skimming Any Parts: ‘Looking for Alaska’ by John Green
My Most Worn Item of Clothing: Jeans with holes in both sides of the crotch, ugly yellow sweatpants
Beauty Products that I Hoard: St. Ives facial scrub, Carmex chapstick, empty Escada perfume bottles
I Smell Like: peach, Aveeno daily moisturizer, various fruit gum
It Happened To Me: My Personal Trainer Boyfriend Is Causing Me To Hate My Body 199
UNPOPULAR OPINION: I Don’t Want To Smell Your Pot Smoke And I Don’t Think It Should Be Legalized
30 Is the New 50: "Old Age" is Killing My Dating Life
IT HAPPENED TO ME: I Was Too Poor For An Abortion
IT HAPPENED TO ME: I Tried Online Dating And No One Even Messaged Me Back
You're Never Alone In This Open Thread
I Dumped A Friend Because She Spanked Her Kids
IT HAPPENED TO ME: I Wrote An Article About Marriage, And All Anyone Noticed Is That I'm Fat
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