What I Do, Job-Wise: (Hangs head) I am on disability for Severe Clinical Depression. But I get to stay home with my totally rad 7 year old, Braden. I like to think someday I’ll go back to school to do something with my life.
What I Do, Fun-Wise: Fun? What is this “fun” you talk about? I guess I read a lot of library books and stay up all night watching random old tv series on Netflix. Then I sleep all day. Until I have to pick B up from school. I don’t get out much, I tend to isolate a lot. I know, I’m working on it.
My Motto: There is always, always, always something to be thankful for.
My Anti-Motto: Love means never having to say you’re sorry.
The First Movie Star I Ever Had a Crush On: “Ponch” from CHiPs (Don’t Hate, I was like, 5!)
My “Celebs To Make Out With” List: Ryan Reynolds, Xzibit, Britney Spears, younger Brad Pitt
Most Played Song on my iTunes: Right now, ummmm... All I Can Say by David Crowder Band. I cry every time. Kills me in such a good way. Mmmm.
Last Book I Read Without Skimming Any Parts: “Without Skimming Any Parts”??? That’s blasphemous!!! Reading is sacred to me and I do it entirely too often to be healthy. Right now I’m almost finished with an adorable, whimsical book called “The Night Circus” by Erin Morgenstern. I picked it up at the library because it had a recommendation on the back by my favorite author in the whole wide world, Audrey Niffenegger. I will be sad when I am done with it.
Most Worn Item of Clothing: Lots of pajama pants (inside) and lots of jeans(outside). I also really love my faux fur coat and my Rainbow flip flops. I have at least one or two of these items on at all times.
Beauty Products That I Hoard: MUFE HD Concealer in this highly pigmented peach color: it’s the only thing I’ve found in all my years to cover my dark circles (major insomniac). Then I have to cover up the dark peach color with the hoards of pricey other concealers I’ve collected. I also hoard nude colored eye shadows... I always seem to think there’s a better palette out there...?
I smell like: Apricot lotion in the summer and sometimes Sephora’s dry Vanilla body oil in the fall/winter. The only perfume I LOVE is “Falling in Love” by Philosophy. Sometimes I put it on my wrists before I go to bed so I can smell them while I fall asleep, heehee. It’s comforting.
I Have Faked an Orgasm (Yes/No): Seriously? Are lying if they say they haven’t? I can have multiples on occasion but sometimes, girls... you gotta just fake it to get it over with! Maybe it’s just me. Sorry, guys. If you’re reading this, it wasn’t with you, of course, duh!!