friendship
apps
My extremely sore wrist made writing this piece extra challenging.
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Jun 14, 2013 at 1:00pm | 35 comments

ball ironing
Apparently George Clooney has inspired a "trend" of dudes getting their balls surgically de-wrinkled. Joke's on you, guys! Balls are ALWAYS horrifying!
oversharing
I love hearing all about people's sexual experiences, even though studies claim promiscuous women eschew our own kind. Screw those studies.
keeping the spark alive
I'm historically pretty terrible at monogamy; apparently, science thinks this may be the case with a hell of a lot of women.
body image
According to a new study out of Finland, high-stress jobs make women less attractive to dudes. Time to quit your job, everyone!
disgusting human kate conway
Life's too short to worry about microbes everywhere. I have a lot of television to catch up on.
boobs
As shocking as it may sound, it is possible to convey that a character is interested in sex and relationships without physically stripping her naked for us to look at. It happens with dudes all the time.
dating
I can't think of a single person I've broken up with that I'm legitimately "over" in the sense that I can still think about them without feeling a bit gut-punched.
gay gay gay
From now on, you can't use the term "bromance" about two people unless they are actually bros in a romance. Those are the new rules.