cards

As an Expert in Troubled Relationships, I'm Offering Myself Up As a Greeting Card Writer

I'm available for hire, greeting card companies. Also in general. Need money for socks.
Julieanne in
Relationships, cards, family drama, hallmark, walgreens, female sexual dysfunction, zach braff, julieanne's dad

May 22, 2013 at 3:00pm | 61 comments

walk of shame

Beauty Products For Big Ol' Sluts: Julieanne's Walk of Shame Kit

Everything's in here but your dignity!
Julieanne in
Sex, Sex, Sex ... and Love, Walk of Shame, julieanne is a whore, slut walk, skankery, tongue in cheek, tongue in butts, sorry everybody i have ever dated and my parents

May 10, 2013 at 3:00pm | 80 comments

healthy

IGNORE YOUR GAG REFLEX: Two Green Juice Recipes That Are Making My Body Hate Me Slightly Less

Friends, I have drunk the green Kool-Aid. No, not Ecto-Cooler. That's good, too, though.
Julieanne in
New Agey, healthy, vegetables, juice, juicing, cleanses, juice cleanses, kale, green juice, health, recipes, cooking

Apr 26, 2013 at 10:00am | 229 comments

jen kirkman

Jen Kirkman Is Child-Free and Happy and Doesn't Care If You Believe Her

"I'm just learning how sensitive people are, and sometimes they think that if you're doing something different, then you're judging them."
Julieanne in
Entertainment, jen kirkman, comedians, books, book recommendations, i can barely take care of myself, kids, childless

Apr 24, 2013 at 5:00pm | 239 comments

celebrities

I Beg Of You: Quit Using "Hate" To Talk About Celebrities

Is it a crime to be wealthy and talk about juice too much?
Julieanne in
Entertainment, celebrities, the cut, hate, tabloids, gossip, kim kardashian, buddha, issues, anger management, famous people

Apr 23, 2013 at 10:00am | 146 comments

shorts

For Real Though: How Do I Wear High-Waisted Shorts?

I feel like dumpy sex Urkel in these things.
Julieanne in
Clothes, shorts, urban outfitters, looking like an idiot, urkel pants, hoarding, poland, jorts

Apr 15, 2013 at 12:00pm | 115 comments

how not to be a dick

How Not To Be A Dick To Your Emotionally Stunted Friend

If I want to bottle up my feelings, for the love of god, let me bottle them up.
Julieanne in
Relationships, how not to be a dick, crying, feelings, tears

Apr 11, 2013 at 10:00am | 204 comments

babies

I'm SORRY, OK? I Was An Internet Baby Hater

I don't actually hate your baby! It was just a thing I did for money once.
Julieanne in
Family Drama, babies, kids, baby hatred, facebook, stfu parents, parents, embarrassing moments, julieanne is a terrible person

Apr 9, 2013 at 12:00pm | 201 comments

happiness

25 Things That Make Me So Happy I Want To Pee My Pants

Since one of our friends here at xoJane is having a Bad Week, I'm starting the list anew, and hoping you all will deign to contribute.
Julieanne in
Entertainment, happiness

Apr 4, 2013 at 10:00am | 494 comments

travel

The Things You Should ALWAYS Pack For A Trip (And A Few You Should Not)

A list of stuff I will just start keeping in my bag at all times, probably in that suit flap thing where people with real jobs keep their nice outfits.
Julieanne in
DIY, travel, packing, trips, advice, julieanne smolinski is a lunatic, UTIs, baggage of the emotional and non emotional variety

Apr 1, 2013 at 10:00am | 222 comments