What I Do, Job-Wise: Freelance Copywriter
What I Do, Fun-Wise: Comedy writer, Couch Lounger and Husband-Kisser. (Um…just my husband. Not anyone else’s.)
My Motto: Be nice to everyone—but not too nice. There’s a fine line between folksy and creepy. Stay on the folksy side, y’all.
My Anti-Motto: Avoid eye contact.
Last Book I Read Without Skimming: 11/22/63 by Stephen King
My Most Worn Item of Clothing: Fuchsia velour lounge pants that are very JLo circa 2002, paired with my Ohio University tee. It’s always sexy time in the Pingle house.
Favorite Beauty Product: Lipstick and sunglasses—the universal anti-aging secret of the over-30’s woman.
IHTM: I Knew I Was Marrying The Wrong Guy -- But Married Him Anyway 106
It Happened to Me: I Met the Love of My Life When I Was Married to Someone Else 132
For Those of You Thinking, “Well, Maybe Hobby Lobby Has a Point About Religious ‘Freedom’ and Healthcare…”
Dear Women Who Are Using a Couple Shot as Your Facebook Profile Photo, I Get It: You Win
I Was Fat-Shamed At The Salon -- Here's What To Do If It Happens To You
IT HAPPENED TO ME: I Worked In Child Protective Services
My Neighbor Got Angry At Me Because His Kid Overheard Me Having Sex
What YOU Taught Us About Style This Week: I'm Really Not Fascinated Anymore
UNPOPULAR OPINION: I Am Against No-Kill Animal Shelters
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