What I Do, Job-Wise: Freelance Copywriter
What I Do, Fun-Wise: Comedy writer, Couch Lounger and Husband-Kisser. (Um…just my husband. Not anyone else’s.)
My Motto: Be nice to everyone—but not too nice. There’s a fine line between folksy and creepy. Stay on the folksy side, y’all.
My Anti-Motto: Avoid eye contact.
Last Book I Read Without Skimming: 11/22/63 by Stephen King
My Most Worn Item of Clothing: Fuchsia velour lounge pants that are very JLo circa 2002, paired with my Ohio University tee. It’s always sexy time in the Pingle house.
Favorite Beauty Product: Lipstick and sunglasses—the universal anti-aging secret of the over-30’s woman.
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It Happened to Me: I Met the Love of My Life When I Was Married to Someone Else 132
UNPOPULAR OPINION: Sometimes My Kid Throws Tantrums In Public, And Everyone Should Just Deal With It
Caitlin Coakley Beckner
People Sure Do Have a Lot of Opinions About My Dog
IT HAPPENED TO ME: I Was The "Stinky Kid" Who Regularly Bled Through My Skirt
How Not To Be A Dick On Black Friday
I USED TO THINK ALIENS WERE WATCHING ME FROM A DOORKNOB: What Are Your Weird Irrational Fears?
YOUR Outfits of the Week: Show Us What You Got! Plus The Most Perfect Emily Dress EVER
"Because" Is Now A Preposition And "Selfie" Is The Word Of The Year! Thoughts On Language Evolution Versus Language Conservatism
xoJane.com is where women go when they are being selfish, and where their selfishness is applauded.
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