I have a mild case of the New Year Blues, which I've been fighting off with wonderfully scented new bath products. You're welcome to join me (but please use your own tub, dude).
bath products
cute nails
I don't believe in resolutions...but I DO plan to spend 2012 trying out as many crazy new DIY manicures as I possibly can. Join me?
games
I like to spend my nights licking and sticking...little paper game pieces to a game board, hoping to win a dream vacation or a new car. WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?!
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Family Drama,
games,
i'm turning into my mother,
idiot tax,
lotteries,
prizes,
social status,
winning
Dec 27, 2011 at 10:00am | 0 comments
cool crap
Are you a homebody, a wacky-haired punk, a frilly lady-type or a sarcastic sailor-mouth? Doesn't matter -- this gift guide's got you covered.
anger management
Nothing on YouTube can bring me the happy quite like the amazing Timmy, performing in a pair of too-small Mickey Mouse pajamas and singing into a blackened banana.
Jenny in
Fun,
anger management,
depression,
funny and cute,
kids today,
lady gaga,
mood lifters,
positivity,
youtube as therapist
Dec 12, 2011 at 12:00pm | 0 comments
babies
Mainly because I've been there and done that -- and it didn't end well.
crafting
Paper snowflakes and construction paper chains are indisputable holiday decorating classics, but these ornaments will kick your holiday décor up a great big holly, jolly notch.
depilatory creams
In which I reveal the MIRACLE PRODUCT™ that helped my upper lip go from ZZ Top to Lex Luthor with ZERO irritation.
Jenny in
Beauty,
depilatory creams,
facial hair,
hair removal,
mustache,
products that work,
shoppables,
waxing
Nov 30, 2011 at 5:00pm | 0 comments
celebrity
She's played a pottymouth and a pregnancy-faker, but actress Jessalyn Gilsig is also a producer and a painter.
budget shopping
Join me as we enter a world of off-brand hilarity (and actual bargains!) at my local 99¢ Only store.
do this don't
OK, so eating breakfast is only a "don't" in that so many of us DON'T do it. But we totally should!
a ring is not a marriage
Look, Jane's just lucky I didn't title this piece "If I'd Liked It, Then I Would Have Put a Ring On It"!
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Relationships,
a ring is not a marriage,
commitment,
jewelry,
marriage,
shoppables,
vintage,
wedding industrial complex
Nov 17, 2011 at 2:00pm | 0 comments
braids
Why oh WHY did it take me so long to learn how to create this stupid hairstyle?!
art
I spent my week making a piñata shaped like Divine's head, filled w/pink flamingo feathers, matches, and fake dog turds. None of this is a joke.
cheap
Cheap and easy ways to houseplant up your homestead whether your thumb is green, black or whatevs.
cooking
The Game of Thrones is now being played out IN THE KITCHEN. Yeah, you heard me.
art
Earn "instant star" status this holiday season by ordering a custom pencil portrait for your loved ones.
coats
I may not know from trends, but I know what I like. Right now, what I like = candy-colored coats and hair the color of Necco wafers.
adult swim
I haven't seen this many women being hilariously disgusting on TV since "Strangers With Candy." How I've missed it!
Jenny in
Entertainment,
adult swim,
comedy,
funny ladies,
heather lawless,
kristen schaal,
patton oswalt,
tv,
weirdness
Nov 4, 2011 at 1:00pm | 0 comments
cheap
MTV had "Cribs," xoJane has "House Creepers." It's just how we roll.
clothing
How to say "I Love The '80s" without looking like an extra in a Katy Perry video.
art
Reality TV stars inspire blogs, clothing lines, fragrances, and even foods (SkinnyGirl™ Margarita, anyone?). So why NOT a series of quilts?
books
Sparkle, Heather, Sparkle!!
footwear
You've got some cold-ass feet, lady. Here's what to cover 'em with.
