Jennifer Tress

Jennifer Tress is a writer, storyteller and consultant based in Washington, DC. Her work has appeared in anthologies, Bitch Magazine and The Huffington Post amongst other places. As a storyteller, Jennifer shares her personal stories on stage, many from her upcoming memoir You're Not Pretty Enough (the title refers to something her ex used to say to her, which is why *ahem* he's an ex).


Twitter: @jdtress



What I Do, Job-wise: I write and consult (those who can't do, consult!)

What I Do, Fun-wise: Eat spicy food and drink cold beer with my man and my lady friends.

The First Movie Star I Ever Had A Crush On: River Phoenix.

My “celebs to make out with” list: Gosling. Yes, I took a number.

The Most Played Song On My iTunes: Anything by Robyn.

Last Book I Read Without Skimming Any Parts: The Art of Fielding.

My Most Worn Item of Clothing: My robe.

Beauty Products That I Hoard: Dior eye shadow.

I smell like: A goddamn rose.

I Have Faked An Orgasm (Yes/No): Yes.