Jane Coaston

My goal as a child was to be either a priest or a garbage man (so I could hang on the back of the truck). Both of these careers still seem oddly appealing. 

Age: 24

Twitter: @cjane87

My Motto: It's probably going to be fine.  

My Anti-Motto: Anything ever said by Jerry Falwell. 

The First Movie Star I Ever Had A Crush On: Michael Jackson in this image. I don't know, I was seven. 

My “celebs to make out with” list: Trent Reznor, 1977-era David Bowie, Kristen Stewart as Joan Jett

The Most Played Song On My iTunes: "Blackout," David Bowie

Last Book I Read Without Skimming Any Parts: Choke, by Chuck Palahniuk.

My Most Worn Item of Clothing: Thrifted green v-neck sweater. 

Beauty Products That I Hoard: Aveda Be Curly products

I smell like: Degree for Men, because I sweat like I'm disarming a bomb.

I Have Faked An Orgasm (Yes/No): Nope.