When the waiter comes, I know to automatically take out my ID even if he breezes through everybody else’s drink orders without carding them.
We went dutch so often I should be fluent. We never kissed. I never let him cop a feel. Nothing.
Next time I'll "just say no" to videos like these, but is that enough?
She's a big, curly "Number 2," full of life and personality. She'd never done me wrong, until she did.