Issa

Age: 25.2
 
Twitter: @issarae

What I Do, Job-wise: I make stuff up, edit it and then show you.
 
What I Do, Fun-wise: Just kick it, 90s style. And do hoodrat things with my friends. And travel.
 
My Motto: "I'm working on it.”
 
My Anti-Motto: Anything @RalphMarston says.
 
The First Movie Star I Ever Had A Crush On: Alec Baldwin (“Beetlejuice”)
 
My “celebs to make out with” list: Jason Momoa, Ryan Gosling and Lance Gross.
 
The Most Played Song On My iTunes: “Lions, Tigers, and Bears,” apparently. Geez.
 
Last Book I Read Without Skimming Any Parts: “The Bedwetter: Stories of Courage, Redemption and Pee” by Sarah Silverman.

My Most Worn Item of Clothing: My dark gray American Apparel hoodie. It has those nubby, linty balls on it now :-(
 
Beauty Products That I Hoard: Hair shit. But I'm not very loyal to any particular products … yet.
 
I smell like: Powder Deodorant and Body Spray.
 
I Have Faked An Orgasm (Yes/No): Yes, oh God, yes. Mmm, yesyes, y-y-y-y-YES!!!!!!!!!!