Intern Alison

Twitter: @sarcasticvoice

Instagram: @sarcasticvoice

Age: 19

What I do, Job-wise: I was an editorial intern at xoJane in the summer of 2013. I'm a student at Northwestern University, majoring in Radio/TV/Film. I also intern for the Low Times podcast. Career goal is to be Jason Woliner/Jake Fogelnest.

What I do, fun-wise: Listen to a lot of podcasts (seriously, like an unhealthy amount), have adventures, pet strange cats, yell.

My Motto: "I'm definitely going to hell, but I'll have all the best stories to tell."

My Anti-Motto: Does "use your inside voice" count as a motto? If so, then that.

The First Movie Star I Ever Had A Crush On: Michael Nesmith.

My "Celebs To Make Out With" List: Joe Flaherty, John Hawkes, John Mulaney...it's a long list.

The Most Played Song On My iTunes: "Tell Balgeary, Balgury Is Dead" and "Me and Mia" (tied) by Ted Leo and the Pharmacists

Last Book I Read Without Skimming Any Parts: The Wall of the Sky, The Wall of the Eye by Jonathan Lethem

My Most Worn Item Of Clothing: A pair of handmade boots I bought in Ecuador, floral/tan.

Beauty Products That I Hoard: Anything crayon-ish. Harder to screw things up that way.

I Smell Like: An enticing mixture of coffee, sweat, and Stella by Stella McCartney perfume.

I Have Faked An Orgasm (Yes/No): Evasive answer--see this piece by a former xoJane intern.