Age: 24Twitter: @ilazerWhat I Do, Job-wise: Writer and Sometimes BabysitterWhat I Do, Fun-wise: ComedyMy Motto: Get it, kyuh!My Anti-Motto: "Look hot and stop talking. And kill everyone." You know that old saying?My Most Worn Item of Clothing: These, like, genie pants that are soft and thin, and I wear in the house.Favorite Beverage: Chocolate milk.
The First Person I Ever Had A Crush On: Mark Paul Gosselaar, and Will Smith (when Fresh Prince was still on).
Celebs I Wanna Make Out With: Kanye West
Last Book I Read Without Skimming Any Parts: The Fountainhead by Ayn Rand. Lol, no joke.
Favorite Beauty Product: Vaseline. Tyra's totally right. On that one.
Does Being Funny Get You Laid? 0
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