Age: 24Twitter: @ilazerWhat I Do, Job-wise: Writer and Sometimes BabysitterWhat I Do, Fun-wise: ComedyMy Motto: Get it, kyuh!My Anti-Motto: "Look hot and stop talking. And kill everyone." You know that old saying?My Most Worn Item of Clothing: These, like, genie pants that are soft and thin, and I wear in the house.Favorite Beverage: Chocolate milk.
The First Person I Ever Had A Crush On: Mark Paul Gosselaar, and Will Smith (when Fresh Prince was still on).
Celebs I Wanna Make Out With: Kanye West
Last Book I Read Without Skimming Any Parts: The Fountainhead by Ayn Rand. Lol, no joke.
Favorite Beauty Product: Vaseline. Tyra's totally right. On that one.
Does Being Funny Get You Laid? 0
UNPOPULAR OPINION: I Don’t Want To Smell Your Pot Smoke And I Don’t Think It Should Be Legalized
30 Is the New 50: "Old Age" is Killing My Dating Life
IT HAPPENED TO ME: I Tried Online Dating And No One Even Messaged Me Back
You're Never Alone In This Open Thread
IT HAPPENED TO ME: I Was Too Poor For An Abortion
IT HAPPENED TO ME: I Wrote An Article About Marriage, And All Anyone Noticed Is That I'm Fat
I’m A Conservative GOP Mom Who Buys Weed For My 12-Year-Old Son
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