We stuck together. That is, until we grew out of it.

Nov 29, 2013 at 11:00am | 127 comments

bare boobs
I grew up in a naked house. My mother considered it a sin to go five seconds past the front door without unhooking her bra and then flinging it like it was on fire across the room.

Nov 26, 2013 at 2:00pm | 187 comments

mercury in retrograde
I never got the whole "Mercury's in retrograde" thing until I tried to go somewhere.
home alone
Being an only child of a single parent I got left home alone on a regular basis. I'm not sure of the exact age I started getting my Kevin McCallister on, but I know I was young.

Oct 14, 2013 at 5:00pm | 190 comments

I've got a closet filled with stuff that I secretly hate and plot to overthrow someday.

Oct 11, 2013 at 1:00pm | 162 comments

Mainly because I don't want to look like an asshole.

Oct 8, 2013 at 4:00pm | 104 comments

expired food
I take the "use by" date as more of a polite suggestion than a fact.

Oct 7, 2013 at 10:00am | 126 comments

joint email accounts
president obama
Don't we all need a little nudging from our naked buddies?