Hello! I'm a Boston-born, NYC-based writer, comedian, actress and producer that's happily been named a Moth GrandSLAM champion, one of The Frisky's "Top 15 Comediennes You Should Be Laughing At" and a two-time ECNY Best Female Stand-Up nominee. I've appeared on MTV, Vh1, Italian MTV, CNN and in my web series themessage-board.com which makes fun of dumb brides and other fools on the web. I co-host/created the highly acclaimed humorous sex-themed storytelling show (and, now also a podcast) "Stripped Stories" and the bi-monthly Brooklyn based comedy show Dive Comedy.
I've written for Playgirl, BUST, Glamour, TheGLOC.net, NY Press, Lifetimetv.com, Lemondrop, AOL.com, Takepart.com and the MTV series "Silent Library," where one of my ideas (licking cocoa butter off a mans hairy back) made Snooki vomit (so proud!). My writing has also appeared in the anthologies My Parents Were Awesome and Mortified: Real Words, Real People, Real Pathetic. Currently I'm working on my first memoir about my depressed, drunk, divorced quarter-life crisis. I grew up reading Sassy & JANE so I'm super-excited to be writing for this site! Also, I don't like cats unless they're in a cute video. More at www.giuliarozzi.com.
What I Do, Job-wise: Write, perform, produce, teach, and talk.
What I Do, Fun-wise: Bargain shop, hug and squeeze my adorable nieces and dog, travel, eat pizza (my fave place to do so is in bed with my boyfriend and hours worth of DVR), initiate deep TMI chats with friends and strangers, do impressions of my parents.
My Motto: "Go where you are celebrated, not tolerated." (My friend Margot saw this quote on a poster hanging on her college advisers wall, no idea who wrote it, but I love it).
My Anti-Motto: "I paid full price for this."
The First Movie Star I Ever Had A Crush On: John James Anderson (aka Jeff Colby from Dynasty)
The Most Played Song On My iTunes: "Merry Happy" by Kate Nash
Last Book I Read Without Skimming Any Parts: "Everything Is Going To Be Great" by Rachel Shukert
My Most Worn Item of Clothing: Whatever short dress, boots, gold jewelry combo I'm obsessed with that month.
Beauty Products That I Hoard: Under-eye concealer, whatever lotion is on sale, and tweezers for them pesky fast-growing brows of mine.
I smell like: Body shop vanilla oil or Guess perfume, Neutrogena T-gel shampoo, and probably coffee breath (sorry!)