What I Do, Job-wise: New York Times Magazine's resident Internet-ty writer, Thought Cataloger, writing and performing comedy
What I Do, Fun-wise: Read books, watch sci-fi shows, dick around online.
The First Movie Star I Ever Had A Crush On: Marty McFly.
My “Celebs to Make out with” List: Peter Dinklage. John Slattery. Some gay guy probably.
The Most Played Song On My iTunes: It's definitely by Young Money
Last Book I Read Without Skimming Any Parts: Team of Rivals, Doris Kearns Goodwin
My Most Worn Item of Clothing: Do my rings count? I love rings.
My Motto: "Just fix it with duct tape. It'll be fine."
My Anti-Motto: "Sleep is for the weak." Come on.
I smell like: Coffee.
On Being the "Good" Girl in the Family 64
I'm Finally Revealing My Name and Face As the Duke Porn Star
UNPOPULAR OPINION: Tattoos Are Corny And Degrading
IT HAPPENED TO ME: I Got Caught In A Mom War
I Used to Be a Fascist Vegan, But Now I Have to Eat Meat
I'm So Tired of Men Always Being Right About Everything
I'm Not Attracted To Hot Guys
Lupita Is Gorgeous And White America Is Stunned
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