Let’s file our talons to menacing points and rip up all of our clothes, mkayyyyy? SUMMER BREAK FOREVER, BITCHES.
distressed clothes
uti
A kidney infection means I'm spending this weekend chugging cranberry juice and slathering on lip tar like only a saucy Norman Bates could. I AM SO SORRY IN ADVANCE FOR HOW LOOPY I AM.
hair dye
But WHO CARES? Because I’ve got rainbow hair, bitches.
janeane garofalo
SINCE I’M NOT GETTING ANYWHERE with all this sharing of emotions stuff, I’ll just go ahead and tell you about my weekend with Janeane Garofalo at the Arlington Drafthouse.
Gabi Rivera-Morales in
Entertainment,
janeane garofalo,
stand up,
standup comedy,
anxiety,
existential depression,
funny women
Mar 22, 2013 at 5:00pm | 44 comments
piercings
I’m fully disclosing my wimp status when it comes to piercings. But also my favorite piercing products! Relevant!
vagina wellness
Every time I get sick or even feel the INKLING that I might get sick (the sniffling, the itchy throat) My Vagina FREAKS. THE. FUCK. OUT.
curly hair
I have had multiple beaus tell me to straighten my locks. And it was a ton of horseshit. My curly hair is BEAUTIFUL and I should own it more.
chokers
Stop suppressing the 90s child within. Rock a choker.
plastic
I left all that boring stuff up to my sartorially dexterous boyfriend while I watched endless X-Files reruns and barked out orders from the couch. GENDER ROLE REVERSALS IN THIS HOUSE, Y’ALL.
eyelashes
I’ve almost, ALMOST completely given up on mascara for getting the curled, thick, sexy eyelashes of my dreams. And since I’m too poor for Emily’s beyond gorgeous eyelash extensions, it’s falsies or BUST, man.
body image
UGH, I’m getting all serious again. Sorry, but stomach flu just isn’t conducive to beauty writing. This will be brief!
Gabi Rivera-Morales in
Issues,
body image,
healthy,
eating disorders,
body acceptance,
doctor's visits,
when doctors are assholes
Dec 31, 2012 at 11:00am | 253 comments
color treated hair
Since I’m in the throes of final exams, I figured I’d focus on meticulously crafted, DIY hair color treatments instead. Naturally.
dye jobs
I am such a procrastinating, scatter-brained, spazz woman today. With awesome hair, though.
keeping it sexy
It was so hard for me NOT to include a pun in that title.
diy
I have found a DIY heaven for incurable craft fiends everywhere. And they're having a giveaway!
issues
BE WARNED, I AM EXPRESSING MY POLITICAL BELIEFS FOR A SECOND.
halloween
In celebration of my seven-year period anniversary, my dad’s birthday (hi, dad!) and all things strange and Halloween-y, I’ve prepared the perfect creepy, crawly playlist. Join me as I recount MY LAST MENSES STORY, I PROMISE.
zombies
‘Tis the season to be zombie, everyone! So buy some latex and master your growl because we are about to get FREAKY.
things that make me happy
I’ve decided to ignore the mounting chaos in my messy apartment and adopt a mode of deep serenity. At least in regard to my makeup and wardrobe choices. Let's shop until we reach our happy place, people!
skin
Skin problems, period-induced meltdowns and the magical drugstore buys that just might help take the edge off.
punk rock
The DRAMA! The DARKNESS! The PERFECTION! Let's get our Siouxsie Sioux on.
glamour
You’re going to need a few things to get my goth-y Mansfield look: a thick curling iron, heavy duty hairspray, a dress to show off all them curves and swerves, and some dark and daring makeup choices. Let's get started, divas.
hair clips
If I'm in a state of flux and turmoil, I might as well bedazzle. So let's make some peppy pom-pom hair clips, people.
clothes
I probably should warn you that this look is going to be colorful.
