Frances Marley

Frances writes professionally and does research for non-profit organizations. She received her Bachelor’s Degree in French and is currently pursuing a Master’s in Counseling. Ideally she will one day write an incredibly self-indulgent book. She is profoundly neurotic and takes really good care of her skin, as well as other people’s children. She lives in New Orleans.
 
Email: francesg.marley@gmail.com
 
Twitter: @FrancesgMarley
 
What I Do, Job-wise: write, edit, and research
 
What I Do, Fun-wise: read, write, watch how-to videos, drink La Croix like it’s my job, and lots of therapy 
 
My Motto: Bras are the worst. 
 
My Anti-Motto: Babies aren’t cute.
 
The First Movie Star I Ever Had A Crush On: Bill Pullman
 
My “celebs to make out with” list: Noam Chomsky (I more just want to cuddle him), Jenny Lewis, Saints players
 
The Most Played Song On My iTunes: “Nolia Clap”—UTP 
 
Last Book I Read Without Skimming Any Parts: “Whip Smart” by Melissa Febos  
 
My Most Worn Item of Clothing: black jeggings, gold jewelry
 
Beauty Products That I Hoard: BB Cream, Kiss My Face Moisture Shave, anything lavender 
 
I smell like: coconut and argan oil
 
I Have Faked An Orgasm (Yes/No): God, no.