Frances Danger

Frances Danger is a proud citizen of Oklahoma Pretty. Given to starting and then abandoning personal blogs, she started writing dreadful poetry in junior high and now writes dreadful Facebook status updates. She prefers Mal over Han, owns more socks and eye shadow than you, and still holds it against (now defunct) Hostess for not selling Chocodiles East of The Rockies because it’s not a grudge if they were wrong and you were right.