Age: 28
Twitter: @eliotglazer, but I hate Twitter. Tumbl 4 me at eliotglazer.com.
What I Do, Job-wise: Writer
What I Do, Fun-wise: $5 Comedy, $20 Karaoke
The Last Girl I Ever Had A Crush On: Suddenly Susan-era Brooke Shields
My Most Worn Item of Clothing: Pony tail scrunchie, #duh