Age: 36

Twitter: Tweets are for birds.

What I Do, Job-wise: Teacher/ designer/ over- thinker.

What I Do, Fun-wise: Fashion blog, people watch and pull faces at babies in the street.

My Motto: I’m on the verge of reaching my full potential.

My Anti-Motto: Make Ribena not war.

The First Movie Star I Ever Had A Crush On: River Phoenix and Ralph Macchio at around the same time. They had to share me.

My “celebs to make out with” list: Robert Downey Jnr, LL Cool J, Lenny Kravitz, Mark Wahlberg. In no particular order.

The Most Played Song On My iTunes: Born Slippy- Underworld. No better way to wake up in the morning.

Last Book I Read Without Skimming Any Parts: “The Secret Scriptures” by Sebastian Barry.

My Most Worn Item of Clothing: A red pencil style work dress with pockets. I have actually had to hide it from myself as my obsession with it is getting out of hand.

Beauty Products That I Hoard: Hot oils and deep conditioning hair treatments. It’s a hard habit to break.

I smell like: Pop - Costume National.

I Have Faked An Orgasm (Yes/No): Good girls don’t.