Age: 25

Tumblr: diana-vilibert.tumblr.com

Twitter: @dianavilibert

What I Do, Job-wise: Freelance writer. Full-time cat lady.

What I Do, Fun-wise: Write stuff, read stuff, think about starting to do yoga.

My Motto: "Love like you've never been hurt."

My Anti-Motto: "Work like you don't need the money."

The First Movie Star I Ever Had A Crush On: Jonathan Brandis. He's dead now and I'm still not over it.

My “Celebs to Make out with” List: Eminem. I'm sorry.

The Most Played Song On My iTunes: "You Don't Know Me," by Ben Folds and Regina Spektor

Last Book I Read Without Skimming Any Parts: I'm about .015% of the way through Infinite Jest.

My Most Worn Item of Clothing: Leggings as pants :(

Beauty Products That I Hoard: Expensive hand lotion, old-as-hell 99-cent eyeliner that's probably going to blind me soon, and nail polish.

I smell like: Vanilla perfume, Dove deodorant, and alcohol.

I Have Faked An Orgasm (Yes/No): Yes, but not in the past six years, so if it works like filing for bankruptcy, then just one more year until it's removed from my record.