What I Do, Job-wise: freelance writer, shitkickerWhat I Do, Fun-wise: Watch trashy TV, while drinking and eating fancy meats and cheeses.My Motto: I’m worth it!My Anti-Motto: No pain, no gain.The First Movie Star I Ever Had A Crush On: Alec Guiness as Obi-Wan KenobiMy “Celebs to Make out with” List: Oh dear…Robert Reich?Last Book I Read Without Skimming Any Parts: Goodnight MoonMy Most Worn Item of Clothing: pajamasI smell like: Jo Malone Red RosesI Have Faked An Orgasm (Yes/No): Does saying ‘I’m okay!’ count as faking?
It Happened To Me: My Mom Sent Me To Live With a Stranger...My Biological Father 83
My First Labor Was a Walk in the Park, So I Wasn't Prepared for the SHEER AGONY of My Second 143
I Took An "Anyone Can Do Stand Up" Class And Found Out That I Couldn't 47
I Watched Porn With My Dad When I Was A Kid 100
Why The Fear of Understanding My Mom Almost Stopped Me From Having Kids 33
Why I Hate Being Pregnant 132
IHTM: My Dad Kidnapped Me After My Mom Left Him 31
It Happened to Me: I May Have Stopped My Father From Murdering My Mother 78
My Water Broke at a Party 39
IHTM: I Was the Daughter of a "Party Mom" 30
It Happened to Me: I Found Out My Dad Wasn't My Real Father 46
UNPOPULAR OPINION: I Don’t Want To Smell Your Pot Smoke And I Don’t Think It Should Be Legalized
You're Never Alone In This Open Thread
IT HAPPENED TO ME: I Tried Online Dating And No One Even Messaged Me Back
Why Having Sex With A Celebrity Is The Dumbest Thing I've Ever Done
IT HAPPENED TO ME: I Wrote An Article About Marriage, And All Anyone Noticed Is That I'm Fat
30 Is the New 50: "Old Age" is Killing My Dating Life
UNPOPULAR OPINION: I Don't Want To Eat Dinner With Your Cat
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