What I Do, Job-wise: freelance writer, shitkickerWhat I Do, Fun-wise: Watch trashy TV, while drinking and eating fancy meats and cheeses.My Motto: I’m worth it!My Anti-Motto: No pain, no gain.The First Movie Star I Ever Had A Crush On: Alec Guiness as Obi-Wan KenobiMy “Celebs to Make out with” List: Oh dear…Robert Reich?Last Book I Read Without Skimming Any Parts: Goodnight MoonMy Most Worn Item of Clothing: pajamasI smell like: Jo Malone Red RosesI Have Faked An Orgasm (Yes/No): Does saying ‘I’m okay!’ count as faking?
It Happened To Me: My Mom Sent Me To Live With a Stranger...My Biological Father 83
My First Labor Was a Walk in the Park, So I Wasn't Prepared for the SHEER AGONY of My Second 143
I Took An "Anyone Can Do Stand Up" Class And Found Out That I Couldn't 47
I Watched Porn With My Dad When I Was A Kid 100
Why The Fear of Understanding My Mom Almost Stopped Me From Having Kids 33
Why I Hate Being Pregnant 132
IHTM: My Dad Kidnapped Me After My Mom Left Him 31
It Happened to Me: I May Have Stopped My Father From Murdering My Mother 78
My Water Broke at a Party 39
IHTM: I Was the Daughter of a "Party Mom" 30
It Happened to Me: I Found Out My Dad Wasn't My Real Father 46
UNPOPULAR OPINION: Sometimes My Kid Throws Tantrums In Public, And Everyone Should Just Deal With It
Caitlin Coakley Beckner
People Sure Do Have a Lot of Opinions About My Dog
I USED TO THINK ALIENS WERE WATCHING ME FROM A DOORKNOB: What Are Your Weird Irrational Fears?
UNPOPULAR OPINION: All This Sneering At Flavored Vodkas Is Just Thinly Veiled Misogyny
YOUR Outfits of the Week: Show Us What You Got! Plus The Most Perfect Emily Dress EVER
How Not To Be A Dick At The Food Bank
I Hate Tampons (Even Though I Keep Begrudgingly Using Them)
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