beauty
For fuck’s sake, child, go to sleep. Don’t you understand you’re ruining my face?
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Dec 3, 2012 at 4:30pm | 19 comments

boobs
When people discover where I work, they often ask “Would you let your daughter become a topless model?"
children
This was originally going to be a story about how the book "50 Shades of Grey" got me pregnant. Sadly, it’s now about something completely different.